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WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
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How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
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How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
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Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
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See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
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Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
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Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
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See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
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For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
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Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
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You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
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Yell at a puppy.
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Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow. |
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