This is so creepy. You can see the ghost plain as day.
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
(Source: vvumblr, via empty-chairs-at-empty-laptops)
(Source: thetextpostsfromhell, via empty-chairs-at-empty-laptops)
And why does this exist?
I’ve like always want’ed to try human flesh I recon I’d be like yum as no canabal [idk how to spell it]
I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.
Do. It. Now.
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i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the fuck is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit
(via aetherbending)
yet another classic tom baker expression
‘sorry adric gotta pin you under the bus’ ‘wait what doctor i-’ ‘yes miss jovanka the young boy here is the proprietor of this mighty vessel’ ‘no i’m not i oNLY DO THE MATHS-’ ‘take him to your leader milady jovanka’